Contents of carrier Bags of the Rich and Infamous Contents of carrier Bags of the Rich and Infamous

MR JOHN LENNON: a chair of a hair

MR PETER MCDADA The philosophers Stone

MR KING KONG: A ballet shoe covered in segs

MR PAUL KLEE: Alchemy and lipstick

MR ROBIN CROZIER: False teeth in the fog

MISS LIZA MINELLI: A blue book

MR JESUS CHRIST: An invisible butterfly

MR MICKEY MOUSE: An elevator of eyelashes

MR DON QUITOXE: A cloud in a Doc Martin

MR KEN DODD: A burning matchbox

MRS MARGARET THATCHER: A strangled glove

MR LEONARDO DA VINCI: An anatomical map of a shapely moustache

MR JACKSON POLLOCK: Washing up left after undressing the Sunset

THE WHORE OF BABYLON: Frogs nostrils in a stone

MISS MOTHER TERESA: Seven white nails

MR IGOR STRAVINSKI Three rusty

MR NEIL KINNOCK: Dead birthday cards

MISS STATUE OF LIBERTY: Dinner plates of blood

MR HENRY MOORE: A drunken dwarf

MR GEORGE BRAQUE: A mosquito wearing ballet shoes

MISS RAISA GORBACHOF: Snapshots of Iggy Pop’s funeral

MR FRANK BRUNO: Lips the size of two tractor tyres

MR ALESSANDRO BOTTICELLI: A breast peppered with drawing pins

MR CYCLOPS: An extra eye for cinemas

MR CHARLES ATLAS: A conch shell of penguins naughty bits

MR FREDDY MERCURY: Nothing

MISS ELIZABETH TAYLOR: A bungalow of ears

MR WINSTON CHURCHILL: Hedgehog vomit

MR OSCAR WILDE: A script of what the Devil might say

MR WILLIAM BLAKE: A love letter from Hell

MR BATMAN: Jelly hanging ambivalently in a nylon stocking

MISS FERGIE: Melvyn Bragg’s phone number

MR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: A ticket for Marat/Sade

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MRS SUE LAWLEY: Orson Welles’ brain

MR LAURENCE OLIVIER: A department store of liver sandwiches

MR JASPER JOHNS: Oven gloves

MISS KATE BUSH: Blurred polaroids of a dead horse hanging in a tree

MR YVES ST. LAURENT: Cat paws dipped in Mushroom Soup

MR KENNY DALGLEISH: Essay of Heisenberg’s Indeterminate Principle

MISS MARILYN MONROE: A pornographic radiator

MR MICHAELANGELO: Tape recording of the Dulux dog panting

MR GENGHIS KHAN: A street map of Bradford

MR EL GRECO: Six red lightbulbs

MISS MARGERY PROOPS: Parsley, horseradish and saliva

MR TOM JONES: The rain on Mars

MR JOHN CAGE: A manuscript for Silence

MR CLAES OLDENBURG: Fish fingers nailed to a door

MR DANNY LA RUE: A moth that can talk backwards

MISS ANITA EKBERG: A bent javelin

MISS JOAN RIVERS: A map of Outer Mongolia

MIS MARGOT FONTEYN: An envelope of feathers

MR RUDOLF VALENTINO: An otters credit card

MR NAPOLEON: X-rays of a sad heart

MR NELSON MANDELA: Small ears in a jam jar

MISS CHER: More clothes

MR MAX ERNST: A wordless book

MR SPIKE MILLIGAN: A one-eyed cuttlefish with a lisp

MISS JOAN COLLINS: Duchamp’s “Fresh Widow” ready-made

MR CHARLES DICKENS An ounce of Red Leb

MISS VIRGINIA WOOLF: Headstones

MR ALBERTO GIACOMETTI: Siouxsie Sioux’s eyelashes

MIS WORLD: A cheerful platypus that only says “Nom, nom”

MR ERIC CLAPTON: Polaroids of the Pope in frogman’s gear

MR ANTONIN ARTAUD: A bullet and used lipstick

MR FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTERs: The Bible

MR CASANOVA: Anatomical map of Louise Brooks

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